There's a Porsche in My Kitchen

The midlife crisis goes metro-sexual. The new sports car is not enough for today's forty-year-old man, he wants the same engineering and design in the kitchen. Or maybe this is a new trend to keep that guy-in-crisis from wandering outside the home and keep him busy in the kitchen. At any rate, Porsche teams up with German cabinet makers Poggenpohl to create an extremely modern kitchen. Kind of looks like fancy IKEA to me. I'd still prefer the car. However, if Volkswagen were involved in the design...